10 money quotes for the New Year
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
- Benjamin Franklin
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
- Author Unknown
The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.
- M.W. Harrison
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
- Jack Yelton
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
- From a Washington Post word contest
The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.
- IRS auditor
Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.
- Ayn Rand